Saturday, February 25, 2006

US army charges seven with having sex on video


What'd you expect from the 82nd Armored Fairy Brigade?

The US Army has recommended that seven 82nd Airborne Division paratroopers be discharged following allegations they engaged in sex acts shown on a gay pornographic Web site.

The United States military is the strongest and best equipped in the world. And they have sec with each other. Take that terrorists!

Three soldiers face courts-martial on charges of sodomy, pandering and engaging in sexual acts for money. Four others received non-judicial punishments, according to a statement released by the military Friday.

Don't ask, don't tell, don't film. Imagine going to court being charged with being gay. I'd like to bring the jury's attention to exhibit A, a video of "Soldiers Barracks Ass Riders II - Mess Hall".
Make your country proud guys.

There's nothing wrong with being gay and I also believe we should allow gays into the military. But obviously the government is uneasy about it. Why? Cause of something like this. Being surrounded by troops who were just featured in the award winning gay porno film of the year doesn't strike fear into the hearts of the enemies, it makes them more likely to detonate their suicide vests. Well, would you want to be interrogated by some guy who just won an award for best double-anal penetration in a film?

2 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Hey there Mr Terrorist, you answer the questions of we fuck you to death! Hahahahaha. Maybe the Geneva convention will require the provision of Anal Lube (Halal of course) in all interrogations from now on.

February 28, 2006 4:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just think this would scare the shit out of any terrorist...I think If I were captured, I would want my head cut off before the few, the proud, the brokeback marines, start taking turns sodomizing my ass. Boy! this could end this conflict in a hurry.
great caption.

February 28, 2006 10:16 AM  

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