Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Boy Dies from "Choking Game"

I guess he wins then?

A 7th grade boy at Scofield Magnet Middle School in Conn. died over the weekend, and a letter to parents said the 12-year-old may have died while playing a dangerous choking game.

So they send the letter after your child dies? o...kay.

"I've never heard of it," said Laurie Tobin, a Stamford parent. "I've never heard of it around here. None of my kids have ever played it."

Jeez lady, nothing like going on record sounding ignorant. Meanwhile this lady's kids are choking the shit out of themselves in the basement like they're freebasing. "Just one more blood vessel pops in my eye and I'm good to go."

Experts said, however, that the game is popular with children from 9 to 15 years old. Kids stop the flow of oxygen to their brain, then release pressure on the arteries, getting a rush when the blood flow resumes to the brain.

We have experts on the "choking game"? We had this when I was young. We called it a California High. Only the really stupid kids did that. The rest of us just smoked weed.

I guess this officially marks the lowest our country's children have scored on the 'intelligence necessery for survival' chart. So now we have to explain to our children that choking themselves is bad and that playing a game in which you cut off the blood supply to your brain is not safe. Oh the future looks so very bright.

Parents should look for signs such as unexplained marks or bruises on the throat, (ones you didn't put there) frequent, severe headaches, redness of the eyes, and belts, ropes, shoelaces, and other similar things tied in strange knots.

These are all warning signs that either your child is playing the choking game or has spent the night in prison.

Parents should also look for cuts or bruises, disorientation after time alone, and locked bedroom doors.

This is also a sign of masturbation. At least, it was for me, I was good at it.

1 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

You locked your bedroom door when you 'bashed one out'? I didn't have the luxury - sure as hell heightens the sensation though!

And so what if these dumb kids are choking themselves to death, saves the welfare state having to support the thick fuckers for the rest of their lives!

Good riddance to bad rubbish - they used to do a similar think in public schools here in the uk, explains a lot about government doesn't it.

February 08, 2006 5:01 AM  

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