Shoppers trapped as roof collapses at German supermarket

Well if you're going to get trapped somewhere, a supermarket's the place to go with.

A supermarket roof in southern Germany collapsed Tuesday, but police said there were no signs that people have been buried under the rubble so far.

Wait...what? The headline says people are trapped but the story says...what the fuck is wrong with the media? Are there people trapped or not cause if not, then this is not international news. There better be some people trapped under there that's all I'm saying.

A police spokesman said employees of the shop had received advance warning that the roof was falling down and managed to escape.

Advance warning? From who? Does Germany have a roof collapse observation team? They probably mean that the roof collapsed slowly or that it collapsed in sections giving the employees a chance to haul ass. Good thing too cause having a supermarket fall on you sucks.