Saturday, February 04, 2006

Casino-Bound Bus Crashes

You're better off. If you're unlucky enough to not even make it to the casino, you were going to lose all your money anyway.

A tour bus with 55 passengers bound for Atlantic City, NJ crashed and slid down an embankment here Friday night, and the authorities said there were injuries, but no fatalities.

"And if you look out of the right side of the bus you'll see the ground closing in, on the left, just sky. Now this is what we call in New York an "uncontrollable roll". Please remain seated until the bus completes the tumble. Souvenirs will be available for the survivors."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

got that right!...if you can't even make it to the casino, how could you expect to win there

February 06, 2006 9:23 AM  

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