Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Abu Hamza al-Masri Convicted in the UK

It must be difficult getting a fair trial when you look like the villain from a classic childrens fairy tale. (Captain Hook for those of you who need things spelled out for you)

Extremist Muslim cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri has today been found guilty of inciting racial hatred and soliciting to murder. The former imam of Finsbury Park mosque in north London faced 15 charges and was today found guilty of 11 of them by a jury at the Old Bailey in London.

And with this guilty verdict we send a message to all you one-eyed, hook handed terrorists out there. Stop it.

The Egyptian-born cleric, 44, was found guilty of possessing video and audio recordings and other material that he intended to distribute in order to incite racial hatred.

You can be charged with possessing video and audio recordings that may incite racial hatred? I'm selling my interracial porn collection!

He was also said to have had an 'Encyclopaedia of terrorism' in his home.

Encyclopaedia Insanica, everything you need to know in order to reach Allah's paradise in sixteen different pieces.

Abu Hamza had denied all charges against him and insisted that he did not urge his followers to kill non-Muslims.

Of course you didn't. Why exclude Muslims from your murderous mayhem?

Abu Hamza, who is also facing extradition to the US on separate charges, is expected to be sentenced later today.

Throw him over here Britian...it's our turn to make him walk the plank.


Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Sure thing guys, you can fuck him over a bit more for us! Get him to share a cell with a fat redneck called 'Bubba' who likes playing mommies and daddies.

'Hey Abu, we're playing mommies and daddies, do you wanna be mommy or daddy?'

'Er, (nervously) daddy?'

'Ok then daddy hook boy, come here and suck mommy's cock for her then.'

Whoo, hoo squeal little piggy 'wheeeeeeee'

Then 'dissapear' him, saves paying to keep the scum in prison.

February 08, 2006 5:10 AM  

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