Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Woman Beats Boyfriend with Baby

"How dare you call me irrational!"

Erie police are saying it`s a case unlike any they have ever seen: a woman accused of using her own baby as a weapon in a domestic fight.

This is going to sound horrible but my daughter has a really big head. I mean, it's really improportionate to the size of her body. She looks like a kid from that show South Park. Anyway, if I were to grab her by the feet and swing away, I could do some major damage.

Now investigators are looking into what led to such a disturbing crime.

Drugs...and crazy people.

Once on the scene, police discovered Chytoria Graham had been fighting with her boyfriend, DeAngelo Troop. According to Graham`s taped statement to police, the fighting allegedly escalated from several objects being thrown, to Graham picking up the couple`s baby boy by the legs and hitting her boyfriend with the infant.

That's going to make for one hell of a bedtime story when that kid grows up.
"I used your face to beat your daddy when you were a baby."

On Sunday, the infant was flown to Children`s Hospital in Pittsburgh where the baby remains in a drug-induced coma with serious head and brain injuries.

If that kid knew what was in store for him when he woke up, he'd stay sleeping.


Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

ready Ike?

Hit the baby

*don't hit the baby*

Hit the Baby

October 12, 2006 2:24 AM  

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