Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Woman Beats Boyfriend with Baby

"How dare you call me irrational!"

Erie police are saying it`s a case unlike any they have ever seen: a woman accused of using her own baby as a weapon in a domestic fight.

This is going to sound horrible but my daughter has a really big head. I mean, it's really improportionate to the size of her body. She looks like a kid from that show South Park. Anyway, if I were to grab her by the feet and swing away, I could do some major damage.

Now investigators are looking into what led to such a disturbing crime.

Drugs...and crazy people.

Once on the scene, police discovered Chytoria Graham had been fighting with her boyfriend, DeAngelo Troop. According to Graham`s taped statement to police, the fighting allegedly escalated from several objects being thrown, to Graham picking up the couple`s baby boy by the legs and hitting her boyfriend with the infant.

That's going to make for one hell of a bedtime story when that kid grows up.
"I used your face to beat your daddy when you were a baby."

On Sunday, the infant was flown to Children`s Hospital in Pittsburgh where the baby remains in a drug-induced coma with serious head and brain injuries.

If that kid knew what was in store for him when he woke up, he'd stay sleeping.

1 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

ready Ike?

Hit the baby

*don't hit the baby*

Hit the Baby

October 12, 2006 2:24 AM  

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