Jack Straw calls on Muslim women to lift their veils

Don't know exactly who Jack Straw is but I'm pretty sure he just managed to get his name on a few death lists.

Jack Straw, the leader of the House of Commons, has called on Muslim women to lift their veils as a way of breaking down barriers between communities.

All you have to do is ensure your place in the burning pits of Hell according to your belief system in order to fit in with the rest of us. Room for one more. Oh, and this only goes for the good looking ones.

Mr Straw, a former Foreign Secretary, says that the veil can be regarded as a visible statement of “separation and difference”. Some Muslim scholars do not believe it is obligatory.

While others will bury you neck deep in a hole and throw rocks at your face.

In his weekly coumn in the The Lancashire Telegraph he has expressed concern that “wearing the full veil was bound to make better, positive relations between the two communities more difficult”.

But on the bright side, they never have to cover their mouths when they sneeze.