Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Tension rises amid talk of second nuclear test


What, did we all take the first test in stride?

Tension has increased before crisis talks in Seoul, Tokyo, Beijing and Moscow as satellite intelligence suggested North Korea might deliver on its threat to hit the nuclear button a second time.

Hey, if they keep testing, that means the less bombs they have right? Test away crazy people.

Spy satellites showed "suspicious vehicle movements" near the site of last week's nuclear test, fuelling the fears of Japan, South Korea and China.

The vechiles were driving in a figure eight pattern and then made simoutainous calls on their cell phones.

Japan had received secret intelligence about the satellite images, according to the Foreign Minister, Taro Aso.

Oops...we shouldn't have told you that actually.

The Russian Defence Minister, Sergei Ivanov, said he did not exclude the possibility that Pyongyang would detonate another nuclear device, a step Washington's top official on North Korea warned would be considered a "belligerent" act.

"Now you're just being assholes."

2 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Aw, just let them do it. It's hardly fair to say "Sorry Korea, we have all the nukes we want, and we tested them years ago but we don't want you to join the party now so nerr nerr ner nerr nerrrr".

Who fucking died and made the West God?

October 18, 2006 2:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe,just maybe, they'll blow themselves up

October 20, 2006 11:20 AM  

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