Russia, China Oppose N. Korea Sanctions

Well of course they do. Hey raise your hand if you expected anything different. You in the back with your hand up...you're retarded.

Russia and China on Thursday opposed tough sanctions the U.S. wants to impose against North Korea this week for its claimed nuclear test, saying they want more time to work out a more moderate response to Pyongyang's nuclear brinkmanship.

Is sending them to their room without supper still on the table? Too harsh? Ok, no TV for a week. Jeez, remember the good ol' days when you were young and you conducted an underground nuclear bomb test and your mother gave you a beating? See, that's how you keep someone from repeated an unwanted act. It's called consequences. How come I face them everyday but on a global level humankind can't bring itself to impose a time out?

The United States and Japan, which has already imposed tough unilateral sanctions on the North to protest the reported test Monday, had initially hoped for a U.N. Security Council vote on Thursday.

Unfortunately they forgot the Thursday UN field trip to the zoo.

But if Washington wants to get China and Russia - the two council nations closest to Pyongyang - on board, a vote could be delayed until early next week.

Well we've be waiting about five years now so whats another week? Oh and anyone who thinks this will actually happen next week raise your hand. Ok you in the back, the short bus is here to pick you up.