Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Climate, not humans, said to have killed off mammoths

Whew...that's a load off my mind. I can finally stop worrying whether or not my ancesters killed off a mammal that today would stampede through my fucking house like it was a sand castle 10,000 fucking years ago. I'm breathing easier.

Climate shifts were probably responsible for the extinction of the mammoth and other species more than 10,000 years ago, not over-hunting by humans, according to new research published on Wednesday.

It's comforting to know that our scientists are doing important things.

Radiocarbon dating of 600 bones of bison, moose and humans that survived the mass extinction and remains of the mammoth and wild horse which did not, suggests humans were not responsible.

You hear that Ted Nugent...you're off the hook.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mad Man, you are out of control on this one. can't stop laughing, great piece of writing

May 11, 2006 1:27 PM  

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