Saturday, April 08, 2006

Prince Harry spotted at strip club

Oh my God...Prince Harry has a penis.

Britain'S Prince Harry visited a strip club with some friends to celebrate the end of his army officer training course, British tabloids have reported.

Leave the kid alone. He's a prince but he's also a little man. And little men like boobies. We like to look at them, we like to think of them and when we're lucky enough to touch them, it makes us happy. Just because he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, a golden diaper on his bottom and enough responsiblity and pressure to squeeze a healthy adult male's arteries shut in a vice grip doesn't mean he can't get his jollies off. We all put our pants on the same way after we're finished masturbating to that chick who bent over in the subway.

A dancer, named in the newspaper as Mariella Butkute from Lithuania, said Harry, 21, did let her sit on his lap for a 10-minute chat. But the third in line to the throne turned down a lap dance by Butkute at the Spearmint Rhino Club, west of London, saying "No thanks, I've got a girlfriend."

Not for long. Oh, and a stripper named Butkute (Butt-Cute?) come on, how could you not let her sit on your lap? This is not news unless Butkute winds up in the trunk of a car with pantyhose around her neck, a sock in her mouth and her hands bound behind her back.


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