Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Indian director hopes to cast Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa

I hate Paris Hilton. Why? Cause I don't understand why she is in the limelight. She's not pretty, she's not talented and she sure as shit isn't intelligent. Now if you could be famous for being an ugly, untalented moron Hollywood would be overflowing and I'd be starring in Ocean's 13.

An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film.

Now some people may want to argue that Paris is pretty, or talented, or have a hint of intelligence and that is what keeps her from eating her own feces. Anyone want to argue she is Mother Teresa-like? Huh? Didn't think so.

"Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.

But...but...she's a slut.

The filmmaker said Hilton is on his shortlist after a computer-generated image showed a close facial match between the hotel heiress and the Albanian-born nun.

You can't have someone who's had a sex-tape scandel play Mother Teresa, it's like casting George Bush Jr. as Ghandi. It doesn't work. Can we all please put Miss Hilton where she belongs and that's a place where we can forget where she is.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just want to know, is there anyone who actually likes Paris Hilton and for what reason?...I just know Playboy is in her future, and that would be an insult to all the pretty ladies that have grace that magazine

April 05, 2006 5:02 AM  

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