Paula Abdul Tells Police She Was Assaulted

She had it coming.

Police are investigating a report by "American Idol" judge Paula Abdul that a man assaulted her at a private party over the weekend. On Tuesday, Abdul filed a report at the Hollywood station claiming she had been a victim of battery about 1 a.m. Sunday, police Lt. Paul Vernon said Thursday.

Should be an open and shut case. All you have to do is find the guy who wants to beat the shit our of Paula Abdul. Ah...I think I see the dilemma.

"According to Abdul, the man at the party argued with her, grabbed her by the arm and threw her against a wall," Vernon said. "She said she had sustained a concussion and spinal injuries."

From getting pushed against a wall? Spinal injuries? Maybe she was drunk and accidentally wandered into a cannon.