Suicide bomber falls down stairs

I hope he didn't hurt himself.

A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say.

Looks like Allah has a sense of humor.

It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah.

You just can't get suicide vests like you used to any more.

Yesterday's blast was in a busy market area of the eastern town of Khost, a deputy provincial police chief said.

I can't stop laughing. You ever see someone fall down some stairs? It's the funniest thing you could ever witness. I've seen many people take a good old-fashioned tumble down some stairs but they never exploded after the fall. That's just awesome.

The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials, said Sakhi Mir.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Jim Carey of al-qaeda.

"Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. Two civilian women and a man were wounded,'' Mir said.

Looks like they'll need to start putting an instruction manual with those vests. Careful now, don't want to hurt yourself before you blow your head clean off your shoulders.