Friday, December 21, 2007

Woman allegedly stabs husband over gift

Now I'm seriously considering returning the paintball gun I bought for my girlfriend for Christmas.

A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early, authorities said Friday.

Calm down there Mrs. Overreaction. Some people just take those "Do Not Open Til Christmas" signs way too seriously.

Misty Johnson, 34, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanor domestic battery. Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a hospital for a wound to the chest, police said.

Why didn't she just do what most women do when their husbands don't listen and just not have sex with him for a few months. Really, the punishment here just doesn't fit the crime. Perhaps if she had stabbed him in the foot, then, maybe. But a chest wound? Too far.

Authorities said Shawn Johnson called 911 just before 1 a.m. Wednesday to report that his wife had stabbed him. He told police that his wife started arguing with him over his opening a Christmas present, according to court records.

"I peaked, she freaked. Now I'm going to die."

As the argument escalated, Misty Johnson accused her husband of having an affair, authorities said. Police found a marriage license in the couple's apartment stating they were married in late September.

I have a funny feeling this marriage isn't going to last. Good thing he didn't forget an anniversary or she would have shoved a living snake up his ass.


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