Police say woman groped Santa

Looks like Santa got what he wanted for Christmas.

A 33-year-old woman was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault Saturday after allegedly groping a man playing Santa Claus at the Danbury Fair mall.

Fourth-degree sexual assault is when someone is assaulted in a sexual manner but doesn't mind.

Details leading up to the alleged fondling are sketchy.

I image it had to something to do with alcohol or lonliness or both.

"I don't know what the deal was. It was just bizarre," the mall Santa told a reporter, referring all other questions about the incident to Cherry Hill Photo, the company that runs the Danbury Fair mall Santa photo setup.

"Bizarre... and wonderful."

The mall Santa told police that Lamy touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.

Sure, you had a 33-year old woman sit on your lap and then you were surprised she touched you? You know, I know about 100 guys that would pay to have that happen. What's wrong, was she ugly?

Lamy was also charged with breach of peace.

Breach of peace, what's more peaceful than having your balls fondled?