Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Bangladesh railway blasts signed 'al Qaeda'

Yes, it's another al-qaeda story. But this one has a great twist in it.

Three simultaneous bomb blasts rocked separate railway terminals in Bangladesh on Tuesday, with militant slogans claiming to be from al Qaeda found at two of the sites.

Same old, same old right? Wait.

One man was hurt in the blasts, which triggered panic among commuters, who evacuated railway terminals.

No one killed. Good news. Here we go though. This is what makes this story absolutely the greatest piece of craziness I've seen in a while.

"... If Hazrat (Prophet) Mohammad is not declared the superman of the world by May 10, all non-governmental organizations will be blown up," the slogans on the metal sheets read in the Bengali language. They were signed "the al Qaeda network" in English.

That's right, you read that correctly. Al-qaeda in Bangladesh will not be satisfied until their prophet is named "Superman of the world". Allah from now on will be known as Aquaman, Moses is now Spiderman, Noah will now go by Wolverine and Jesus is Mr. Fantastic. All fanatical Muslims will shed their "jihadist" labels and will be called "Human Torches".

"The bombs were kept in cotton sacks, along with the metal sheets. They exploded before anyone detected them," said police Inspector Abu Zafar Alam at Kamalapur, Bangladesh's biggest railway terminal.

I can't remember the last time any of Superman's friends blew anything up. Prehaps Mohammad should be known as Lex Luther.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

get the fuck out of here!...this has got to be best story ever. I didn't think they watched that shit....but do they really want to compare to the CARTOON of super hero's...I thought that kind of thing was taboo...didn't they go fuck nuts because somebody in England drew this Mohammad guy? in a cartoon figure

May 03, 2007 1:12 PM  

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