Man Cuts Off His Own Penis In Restaurant
Wow the food must have been horrible.
A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant. Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.
You know, try as I might, I just can't even IMAGINE the level of crazy you have to reach to cut off your own penis. I mean, that's just a level of crazy that I didn't think was attainable. Kudos to you dickless.
Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:
"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."
Unforunately, it's a one-time only show. There will be no encore.
A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
You think?
She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.
Oh I don't know about that...
A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant. Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.
You know, try as I might, I just can't even IMAGINE the level of crazy you have to reach to cut off your own penis. I mean, that's just a level of crazy that I didn't think was attainable. Kudos to you dickless.
Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:
"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."
Unforunately, it's a one-time only show. There will be no encore.
A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
You think?
She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.
Oh I don't know about that...
posted by A Mad Man at 6:23 PM
1 Comments:
now if we could get all those guys
who think it's cool to screw your
sister or a close relative to do this.
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