Monday, April 23, 2007

Man Cuts Off His Own Penis In Restaurant

Wow the food must have been horrible.

A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant. Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

You know, try as I might, I just can't even IMAGINE the level of crazy you have to reach to cut off your own penis. I mean, that's just a level of crazy that I didn't think was attainable. Kudos to you dickless.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:
"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

Unforunately, it's a one-time only show. There will be no encore.

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

You think?

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

Oh I don't know about that...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

now if we could get all those guys
who think it's cool to screw your
sister or a close relative to do this.

April 25, 2007 1:53 PM  

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