Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Bin Laden overseeing Iraq, Afghanistan ops: Taliban

Overseeing? That's hard to do from a cave.

Al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden is orchestrating militants' operations in Iraq and Afghanistan, a senior commander of Afghan Islamist group Taliban said in remarks broadcast on Wednesday.

Of course he is. And he is also controling the weather with his mind. Please, I doubt bin Laden is even still alive.

Bin Laden has not made any video statements for many months raising speculation that he might have died.

That's what I just said!

"He is drawing plans in Iraq and Afghanistan ... Praise God he is alive," Mullah Dadullah told Al Jazeera television.

Of course he is. And what possible reason would we have to think you were lying except every, other word out of your mouths is utter bullshit. Please, if he's alive, tell him to stick his head out of his hole.


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