Afghans say Taliban commander may be surrounded

Come out with your hands up or we will open fire. Actually, don't come out with your hands up.

Afghan and NATO troops have surrounded more than 200 Taliban insurgents and their feared military commander Mullah Dadullah might be among them, Afghan officials said on Tuesday.

How many times have we've heard that a major player in the jihad-game (home version) is surrounded only to hear days later that they slipped through? Please guys, don't let this piece of shit slide down the drain. KILL HIM.

A Taliban spokesman denied that Dadullah was surrounded and said he was not even in Uruzgan province, where provincial security chief General Muhammad Qasim said troops had encircled the militants.

He's not there. No one's there. I'm not here. You're not here. Nothing is happening.

"We got information that senior Taliban commanders came for a meeting in the area. We want to capture all of the Taliban including the commanders," Qasim told Reuters.

Guess it was a bad idea to hang all those "Taliban Meeting Tonight" posters up.