Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
I don't like where this is going.
Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
Anyone beat that? Didn't think so.
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
And this is why, kids, we shouldn't look up to rock stars.
Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
Anyone beat that? Didn't think so.
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
And this is why, kids, we shouldn't look up to rock stars.
posted by A Mad Man at 2:28 PM
1 Comments:
It seems like a pretty strange place to end up after you die...in your son's nose...and if you think about it...out his ass and down the shitter
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