Monday, September 11, 2006

Al-Qa'eda releases new video on fifth anniversary of September 11

Of course they did, it just wouldn't be the anniversary of 9/11 without a call in from the bat cave.
Al-Qa'eda has released a new video on the fifth anniversary of the Sept 11 attacks in America warning that its next victims will be Israel and the Gulf Arab states.

Next? You've been attacking them for decades though.

Ayman al-Zawahri, al-Qa'eda second in command, said in remarks apparently addressed to Western leaders: "I tell them do not bother yourselves with defending your forces in Iraq and Afghanistan. These forces are doomed to failure."

If we fail in Iraq and Afghanistan it won't be because of al-qaeda. Oh no, it'll be because of good ol' American stupidity, which is our pasttime like baseball and apple pie and bombing shit.

"You have to bolster your defences in two areas ... the first is the Gulf, from which you will be evicted, God willing, after your defeat in Iraq and then your economic doom will be achieved," he said in the video broadcast in part on the Arabic al-Jazeera television channel.

This guy speaks like a cartoon villain. From now on I'll be referring to Zawahiri as Dr. Claw.


Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

I wonder if anyone will ever do a 'Porn version' of all the 'Al Queer-eda' videos.

All infidels must die!!

Yes, yes Ali, fuck me harder!

Harlot, you make my turban spin . . .

Or maybe not!!

September 11, 2006 8:05 AM  

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