South Korea certain North has nuclear bombs

Oh goody.

South Korea is certain North Korea has nuclear weapons and Seoul's best estimate is Pyongyang has produced one or two bombs, its defence minister said on Friday, amid reports that the North may be preparing a nuclear test.

Well, let them test then. That will cut their nuclear arsenal in half at least.

Defence Minister Yoon Kwang-ing has previously said he believed the North had one or two nuclear weapons, but his remarks in parliament on Friday were among the strongest yet on the North's possession of atomic bombs.

"I'm fucking serious you assholes, bombs, big fucking bombs in North Korea. Why won't anyone listen to me?"

When asked if the South has no doubt about the North's possession of a nuclear weapon, Yoon said: "That's correct."

"What's correct, that's there doubt or no doubt?"
"Yes"
"Yes what, there is doubt"
"No"
"So there is no doubt?"
"Yes"
"So we have no doubt there are nuclear bombs in North Korea?"
"Maybe."

Yoon also said there was not enough evidence at present to conclude the North is about to conduct its first nuclear weapons test.

So far theres only been suspicious jeep movement and cable wire spottings. But that's how nuclear bomb testing starts. Next thing you know BAM...Chernobyl.