F-16s escort jet back to Schiphol

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out our windows to the left, you'll see Jack. Jack has been with the air force now for about six years and he has absolutely no problem with slamming a missile into the side of our aircraft at the slightest hint of trouble."

A Northwest Airlines flight bound for India was escorted back to Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport by F-16 fighter jets on Wednesday.

Hahaha...aha...ha...it was a bomb scare wasn't it.

The plane was turned around after "a couple of passengers displayed behavior of concern," according to Northwest Airlines.

Behavior of concern?
" Oh man, she's shitting on the refreshment cart again. I'm concerned."

"Northwest is cooperating with the appropriate government officials," the company said in a statement.

My big question here is why the fuck anyone in Amsterdam would want to go to India?

The airport spokeswoman said the pilot had requested to return to Amsterdam and after the plane landed, there were some arrests. She would not specify if those arrested were passengers.

Well unless the police have started arresting luggage I'd say it's a pretty safe bet that the arrests were passengers. Unless the pilot had some weed on him.