Friday, August 18, 2006

Missile-like metal tube is reported over Hawaii Airport

It's either a missile attack or an alien invasion. Either way hide the good china.

The FBI and the Transportation Security Administration are investigating sightings of an object resembling a missile flying over the Hilo Airport area Tuesday morning, Hawaii County Civil Defense said.

It was swamp gas. That is all.

Reports gave opposite descriptions of its direction and widely varying estimates of its size.

Oddly, mens image of the object was much larger than womens.

In an unrelated story today. California has blown up.

1 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

For shit's sake, it was a fucking Airplane, you know, those long metal things that look like missiles, with wings, that fly over airports every day.

Maybe they don't often get flights over there.

August 22, 2006 5:20 AM  

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