JonBenet Experts Doubt Confession

Looks like people are beginning to question whether the man who admitted to killing JonBenet Ramsey really actually killed her or he just said he did because, well, I don't know why someone would confess to a crime they didn't commit other than some sort of bad wiring between the part of the brain that controls reasoning and the other part that controls not wanting to spend the rest of your life in a cell getting sodomized by some guy who smuggles lipstick into the prison by concealing it up his ass so he can give it to you on your birthday.

Many experts say they are skeptical about claims by John Mark Karr that he killed JonBenet Ramsey. ''Is this just an obsessive guy craving his 15 minutes of fame? There are those people who confess under circumstances where we immediately know, this is real. This isn't one of them,'' Denver defense lawyer Larry Pozner said. ''We have to withhold judgment because he has not given enough facts for us to decide: Do we have a wack-job or a murderer?''

Now you're just splitting hairs.

Denver lawyer Craig Silverman also had reservations. ''This confession is nonsensical, and it appears to be delusional. To claim this was an accident is ridiculous. It's hard to imagine a more intentional, deliberate murder than hitting a girl with sufficient force to split her skull open and to fashion a garrote and twist it until she stops breathing.''

Alright, I must confess that I too have become quite skeptical about this looney's confession since a lot of what he is claiming corresponds to books written about the JonBenet murder. Why a man would confess to killing a little girl like that when he didn't do it is as baffling to me as why a man would kill a little girl like that. So if this guy isn't guilty, we can all take back that apology to the Ramsey's and start glaring at them again.




PS...Well aware I'm going to hell for the caption in this story. Save the hate mail.