Hizbullah claims 'big victory'

Now it's a victory to not get completely wiped off the fucking map.

Hizbullah distributed leaflets on Monday congratulating Lebanon on its "big victory" and thanking citizens for their patience during the 34-day war with Israel.

Show them what they've won Jonny. It's another invasion the very second you step out of line again. Enjoy! You have to hand it to Islamic fanatics, they can find the bright spot in any negative situation. More dead Hizbullah than Israelis. Yup. More damage done to Lebanon than Israel. Check. Operations of Hizbullah degraded more than Israeli military. Yes. But hey, Lebanon now has more holes in which to bury the dead. AHAH, VICTORY!!

Supporters of the terror group were seen passing out leaflets to cars heading south on the Zahrani highway, which connects the hard-hit southern cities of Nabatiyeh, Tyre and Sidon.

Here in America, we call them solicitors. We throw away the pamphlets.

"Congratulations to you on the big victory, with the support of God, the mujahedeen (holy warriors) and your patience," it read.

P.S. Sorry your home was blown to shit and your family is dead. Rejoice in knowing we've accomplished nothing much. Praise Allah.

The flyers also warned people not to touch any suspicious objects, which could be unexploded ordnance.

What a nice surprise for the Lebanese who fled their homes to safety. For God's sake don't touch a fucking thing. Keep your hands at your sides at all times and hopefully we won't step on a land mine. Welcome home!