Building collapses in Manhattan

Forget London Bridge, uptown is falling down my fair laddy.

A three-storey building on Manhattan's Upper East Side has collapsed after what witnesses said was a huge blast.

Terrorists? Nope. Just some unhappy bastard taking the easy way out...and being over-dramatic at it as well.

Authorities said they were investigating the possibility that the blast was caused by a suicide attempt.

If you're going to kill yourself, do it quietly. No need to destroy an entire building to end your insignificance. Why does your being unhappy and unwilling to live have to disrupt the traffic flow?
Fire officials were seen trying to dig someone out of the rubble of the building, which is said to house a doctor's surgery and a beauty salon.

Oh man, if this guy tried to kill himself by blowing up an entire building with him inside and he still managed to fuck it up and live through it he should be put on public display and pelted with baseballs. Why? Cause that sounds like fun damnit.

Smoke rose high above the building, located between Park and Madison Avenues, local media reported.

Yeah, that happens after buildings explode.