Friday, July 07, 2006

Passengers subdue man on Delta flight to Florida

Next time maybe he'll pay attention to the seatbelt sign.

A man who tried to force his way into the cockpit of a Tampa-bound Delta Air Lines jet was undergoing mental evaluation on Friday, Tampa International Airport officials said.

At this point, people who try to get into the cockpit of an airplane should be flushed out of the plane at 30,000 feet through the toilet. We don't need people like that being all free to roam around. Mental evaluation my ass. I can tell you exaclty what the results are going to be and I'm not paying any student loans for Med school.

Passengers said the man ran up the aisle toward the cockpit door just before the flight from New York's LaGuardia Airport was about to land in Tampa on Thursday night.

At least he had the decency to wait until the plane was landing, sparing the other passengers hours of fear.

Passengers in the first-class section of the plane tackled and subdued the man, who was turned over to police after the McDonnell Douglas MD-88 landed. Airport spokesman Lewis Miller told a local television station that the man was unarmed and that his intentions were unclear.

Believe me when I say this world. Americans will not be tolerating any bullshit on our airplanes any more. We will beat a retarded man to death for running in the isles, cause we have, so if you're even considering stepping out of line on a plane be prepared for the beating of a lifetime. The chances of anyone ever getting a hold of another one of our airliners are damn near impossible. Everyone knows the worst case scenario is smashing into a building or historical landmark and most Americans would rather go down fighting than allow that.
Haha...I said cockpit.

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