North Korea calls missile tests a 'successful' act of self-defense

Self-defense against an enemy that has been ignored for far too long. An enemy that has repeatedly attacked each and every country over the course of mankinds existence. An enemy who deserves to have missiles shot at it. That enemy is apparently the ocean and I for one invite North Korea to fire as many missiles into it as they feel necessary.

North Korea has confirmed that it launched missiles earlier in the week, vowing to carry out more weapons tests and threatening to use force if the international community intervenes.

See, now you're just trying to mask your embarassment. Sad. It's kind of like watching the tough bully at school wet himself.

In its first official statement since the launch of seven missiles early on Wednesday morning, North Korea called its tests "successful" exercises in self defence.

If that was successful, I'm left to ponder what would be a failure in your eyes.