Friday, June 30, 2006

NBA Player Watching Porn, Drunk Before Crash

That sure is multi-tasking.

On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.

Of all the things not to do while you're driving. Jeez.

Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeast.

He had in backwards. You race home to drink and masturbate and not try to fit it all in at once. I'm sure NBA stars have a busy schedule but there's always time for that magical few moments of self-pleasuring. Next time try to wait until you hit the showers Eddie.

2 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Wanker . . . . . . . . literally.

July 04, 2006 12:53 AM  
Blogger superclosetnerd said...

I had no idea how many sites i'd find on this subject. Seems a little odd but i'm glad. here's mine -> fireplace screening

November 09, 2006 11:01 PM  

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