Bin Laden Warns Bush, Demands Return of Zarqawi Body

I say not only should we keep Zarqawi's body and the body of ever other al-qaeda fighter we make dead, we should promise to bury them wrong, against the laws of Islam. We should fire the bodies out of a cannon at a wall made of pork and liquor bottles.

Osama Bin Laden warned U.S. President George W. Bush not to rejoice over the killing of Abu Musab al- Zarqawi, and demanded that the body of al-Qaeda's Iraq chief be returned to Jordan, according to an audiotape aired today.

Too late, we already rejoiced.

The person on the tape, whose voice hasn't yet been verified as bin Laden's, said al-Qaeda will continue its ``jihad,'' or holy war, in Iraq under the command of al-Zarqawi's successor.

Until we kill that fucker too. It's a vicious circle for al-qaeda. Promotions in that organization are not looked forward to.