Thursday, June 29, 2006

Rich folks get more sleep

Well it's easy to sleep when you're not worrying about how the fuck you're going to pay the rent AND the electric bill with your measly paycheck from your bullshit job. Plus, I hear sleeping on stacks of hundred dollar bills is really comfy.

In a study of sleep characteristics in 669 adults in Chicago who were compared by sex and race, investigators found that blacks got less sleep than whites, while men got less sleep than women.

I can't speak for blacks cause I'm not black. But as a man I can say one reason we get less sleep is because it's really hard to find a peaceful state after your woman just bitched at you for an hour and a half before she finally cried herself to sleep cause you never buy her flowers anymore. Maybe black people don't sleep well cause of racism.

Furthermore, the wealthier you are, the more sleep you're likely to get, Dr. Diane S. Lauderdale of the University of Chicago and her colleagues found.

I hate rich people.


Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

If you hate rich people so much - go wake the fuckers up when you can't sleep.

Kinda' poetic don't you think.

June 30, 2006 4:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope they didn't spend a lot of money to research this bullshit question...had to be rich people who conducted the study, they're so out of touch...just go ask someone who's living out in the street in a cardboard box

June 30, 2006 8:52 AM  

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