Al-Aksa threatens Israel with Chemical Weapons

Yea, great idea, give 'em a reason.

The Aksa Martyrs Brigades announced on Sunday that its members have succeeded in manufacturing chemical and biological weapons.

Great, now there's terror operatives running at Israel with spray paint and moldy bread.

In a leaflet distributed in the Gaza Strip, the group, which belongs to Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas's Fatah Party, said the weapons were the result of a three-year effort.
And all that effort is going to go up in smoke, literally, if you even try to use it. I mean, Israel bombs picnics for fuck sake. Imagine what they do if you set off a bomb with Tide in it.

According to the statement, the first of its kind, the group has managed to manufacture and develop at least 20 different types of biological and chemical weapons.

Cough Bullshit! cough. I find this hard to believe. For the last decade you people have been firing homemade rockets into Israel like bottle rockets and blowing yourselves up on buses and now, you've jumped straight into weapons of mass destruction? Come on. There has to be a half-way point.