Monday, June 26, 2006

Smart Pill to report from inside the body

It's a fucking mess in here.

Soon Big Brother may be watching from the inside out. Like a Mars Orbiter beaming data back to Earth, a power-packed pill will soon be broadcasting from a stomach near you, transmitting both medical measurements and the device’s position as it travels through the body.

Oh good, now I can watch myself rot away on TV. Great.
So that's where my car keys went.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone should implant one in Bush's brain and see what kind of shit is in there

June 27, 2006 7:25 AM  
Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

You can just push one in his ear, it'll just ralle around though.

Have you thought of the more sinister implications though. Whover pays for the information from the receiver could know where you are all day every day!! Cops will know how fast you're travelling - fun if you're a pilot, not such fun if you're haring down the road in a major hurry.

Plus your employer will know just how long you REALLY spend in the John during their time.

Maybe I'm just being paranoid, that's why I wrap myself in bacofoil though!

June 27, 2006 8:22 AM  

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