Sunday, May 21, 2006

'Al Qaeda in Palestine' claims attack on intelligence chief

Al-Qaeda has no friends do they? Aren't these the same guys claiming they want to free the Palestinian people from the Israeli oppression? By blowing them up apparently.

A group calling itself Al Qaeda in Palestine said it carried out a bombing against the Palestinian intelligence chief and threatened more attacks in a statement posted on the Internet on Sunday.

Threatening the Western world with more attacks in Palestine is like offering us an ice cream cone everytime we kill an al-qaeda operative.

"We declare our full responsibility for this operation," the group said in the statement, whose authenticity could not be independently verified. "Your mujahideen brothers managed to place a bomb in the special lift used by the apostate Tareq Abu Rajab ... but were hasty in detonating the device which should have been triggered once the lift door was closed."

Translation: We're know how to make bombs but that's where our expertise ends. Stay inside.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

when did bombs become the weapon of choice. pretty soon you'll see them in gang wars

May 22, 2006 7:56 AM  

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