Thursday, May 18, 2006

FBI Looking for Jimmy Hoffa's Body in Michigan

Well there goes all those "This room's so messy I bet if you cleaned it you'd find Jimmy Hoffa" jokes. It was a good run.

The Feds are inspecting a horse farm in Detroit, acting on a tip according to which the notorious Jimmy Hoffa, once Teamsters union leader, is resting on the premises of the Michigan farm.

Resting? I don't know if the fact his skeleton may be buried under a few feet of dirt and some horse shit with a hole in his skull can be called resting. If he was on the couch sleeping during Judge Judy, that's resting. He might be buried there.

"We're searching for evidence related to the Hoffa case. It's a big operation. After 30 years of searching for him, we hope we can put this to rest." said FBI Special Agent Terry Booth.

Unless Jimmy Hoffa's planning on suicide bombing the subway this is a waste of time.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there really anything left of this man's body we can find

May 19, 2006 12:17 PM  

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