Thursday, May 18, 2006

God warns of coastal storms, possible tsunami, Robertson says

All this time...God's a weatherman. Who would have guessed?

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson is warning that, according to God, storms and possibly a tidal wave will pound America this year.

Cause Robertson's got the info. He's got God on speed dial. We tend to forget that it's not only Muslim fanatics that can be dangerous. Thanks for the reminder Pat.

He said the revelations came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

Right after the hookers left.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8.

You're an idiot. If you heard him right? Well weren't you paying attention. Shit, if God started talking to he'd have my undivided fucking attention. I'd ask him to repeat himself so I could write it down.

So he either said that the coasts of America will be lashed by storms or that making toast in America should be fast and unburned.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mad Man, this is great, too bad you can't put this on TV just the way you wrote it. GREAT READ. still laughing. almost spit my drink out through my nose

May 19, 2006 12:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, you SHOULD write for TV. Leno stole this joke, practically word for word last night.

May 23, 2006 2:01 PM  
Blogger A Mad Man said...

Go figure. Oh well, what can a mad man do besides break something. I'll be back in a little bit.

May 23, 2006 4:12 PM  
Blogger YourSister said...

You should write for TV! Can someone get this man a job already...you cant get any funnier than this :)

May 26, 2006 6:14 PM  

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