Church lifts Friday meat ban for St. Patrick's Day

Thanks Church. It really doesn't matter though cause anyone who eats meat today is going to wind up throwing it up in a drunken stupor later on.

Every few years, the holiday falls on a Friday during Lent, when consuming meat is traditionally forbidden. But what would St. Patrick's Day be without corned beef and cabbage?

A drunken mess of people wearing green and fighting. Actually, fuck the meat.

So the Church has declared an exception that permits their flock to eat meat on Friday.

That is why I am not religious. I am no ones fucking flock!

While eating meat on a lenten Friday isn't a mortal sin, many look to the church for guidance before bending the rule.

Oh thank God we can eat meat before we drink ourselves silly, beat someone sensless, fuck a stranger and pass out in an alley. Don't want to be a sinner now.