Jessica Simpson snubs Bush

This headline sounds dirty.

Concerned about politicizing her favorite charity, singer-actress Jessica Simpson on Wednesday turned down a invitation to meet with U.S. President George W. Bush, a snub that left Republicans dismayed.

Keep the teenie-boppers out of my fucking politics. Jessica Simpson can go sing about whatever she wants and shake her little ass back and forth and make the teenagers happy and give them something to jerk off too. But leave the thinking to the smart people okay hun.

The blond star of the film "The Dukes of Hazzard" still plans to visit Washington on Thursday to lobby members of Congress on behalf of Operation Smile, a non-profit venture offering free plastic surgery for disadvantaged children overseas with facial deformities.

Oh good, that way they are more recognizable when we're going through the starvation deaths of the day. Thanks Jessica.