Drugs firm apologises to families of test victims

We're so sorry. We didn't know having your head wither up and fall off was a side effect.

A Drug company last night apologised to the families of six men who developed potentially life-threatening side-effects while taking part in a medical trial.

Does anyone really need money THAT bad to take a drug that hasn't been tested on anything but monkeys yet? I mean, of course I've considered the positive side of the spectrum and thought of the possibility that you could get superpowers but it's just not worth the risk. It's just too common that the little different yellow pill fucking kills you.

The girlfriend of one of the victims said he looked “like the Elephant Man” after he and the five other medical guinea pigs had a violent reaction to the drug on Monday.

Side effects may include nausea, axhaustion, abdominal cramps, horrific physical disfigurment and in some cases, vomiting.

The six men were admitted to the ward from an independent medical research unit on the hospital’s campus after taking part in the trial.

Don't know if I'd trust the drug company that potentially killed me to take care of me. Call me crazy but I don't think they're qualified.

The drug, known as TGN1412, is made by pharmaceutical company TeGenero AG, based in Wurzburg, Germany.
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