Thursday, March 16, 2006

Liberian leader wows US congress

With one of the coolest card tricks you've ever seen. She's magical I tell you...magical.

Liberian President Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf has become one of the few women to address a joint sitting of the United States congress.

WOW. She made a speech. Women can talk. WOW.

In a speech which was frequently interrupted by standing ovations, she said US aid was helping to restore peace to Liberia and West Africa.

Oh, and she thanked us. Nothing gets us clapping like people telling us they like us. We don't get much of that anymore.

She promised to make Liberia "America's success story in Africa."

You'd better, or we'll fucking invade your ass.


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