Canada's Seal Hunt to Get Under Way

Why don't you have a terrorist hunt or something a bit more productive. I've never been hurt by a fucking seal.

Canada's contentious seal hunt will soon start, the government accounced Wednesday, despite protests by former Beatle Paul McCartney and other animal-rights activists who condemn the killing of the pups as inhumane.

Maybe we shouldn't have a mass killing of a species young. You know...karma.

Fisheries and Oceans Minister Loyola Hearn charged that the media had misrepresented the hunt, and said Canada is committed to ensuring the seals are killed by humane methods.

Yeah, cause I know if I killed my next-door neighbors daughter humanely, she'd be perfectly okay with that. Must we constantly remind ourselves how selfishly monstrous we are on a daily basis?

Registered sealers will be allowed to kill up to 325,000 pups in the ice floes off the Atlantic when the annual season opens, up from the quota of 320,000 last year, Hearn said.

Holy shit that's a lot of dead baby seals. When did we become natures population control. Oh yeah, since we killed off all the natural predators. Whoops. You know, there's another species we should be clubbing. Guess which one.