Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Australian woman survives days at sea on urine


And the winner in the "You should keep that shit to yourself category" is...

An Australian yachtswoman said on Tuesday she drank her own urine to survive five days at sea without food or water after being swept out to sea in a dinghy from a Thai island.

Mmmm...pee. Well, I guess if you're unlucky enough to be swept out to sea without a case of mineral water, you got to do what you got to do. I, however, would hide that from the press.

Dominique Courteille, 57, a mother of four from Perth, said after being rescued by a Taiwan fishing boat in Indonesian waters she held onto the little boat to shade herself from the fierce sun.

Those children are now in for countless "You're mother drinks pee" jokes at school now Dominique. Nice going. When I get my 15 minutes of fame I really hope it's for something other than drinking my own waste.

1 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Technically speaking, urine isn't actually waste, thats shit (literally), however, biology aside, it's not a good idea to tell the world that shit. Some people swear by it though, there was a woman on British BBC Radio yesterday who looks late 40's (or so the presenter reckoned) but she's actually mid 60's.

Take from that what you will, but if you're ginger then you stink of piss anyway so drinking the stuff to stay youthful isn't so bad. If however like the rest of us, you are normal (not a ginge) then is pissy smelling breath going to help you get laid irrespective of how young you look? No!

March 08, 2006 4:49 AM  

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