Saturday, February 11, 2006

X-Rated Fortune Cookies Accidentally Served At Fundraiser

Oh so sorry. Fortune cookie tell you to suck penis.

A Chinese Year of the Dog fundraiser went, well ... to the dogs, when a box of fortune cookies with "triple X" rated" messages was inadvertently delivered to the event hosted by the Brooklyn borough president.

I wish I could have been there.

A box of 350 cookies stuffed with "the most graphically lurid" fortunes -- somehow got mixed up with a batch of 1,750 cookies ordered for the fundraiser, Borough President Marty Markowitz said Friday.
Some guests "were stunned, to say the least," said Markowitz.

And for some reason most the guests hurried home right after they opened their cookies.

The restaurant manager was informed on the spot that the error was "reprehensible," and asked to write a formal letter of apology, which he agreed to do, Markowitz said.

Oh come on...we're all adults. Guarenteed you all have DONE the things the fortune cookie said. Stop acting like your shit don't stink. Laugh it off, it's fucking funny.

Markowitz, who wasn't wearing his eyeglasses, had the "fortunes" read to him by some of the guests, and "I finally realized what happened," he said.

"What's my fortune honey"
"Apparently sweetheart, you're headed down the golden road towards a mean ass fucking"

1 Comments:

Blogger YourSister said...

Very funny...liked this one alot...Reminded me of a time when i went to a chinese buffet and a sign said "Chef cook for you"
I think its about time those fortune cookies started making some sense!

February 13, 2006 4:02 PM  

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