Bush visits super-secret spies

We'd tell you where but that's super-duper secret. And why is super-duper secret times two till infinity.

While pressing his campaign to explain stepped-up domestic spying in the terrorism era, President Bush is taking time out to boost the morale of people carrying out this work at the National Security Agency.

Spies don't need a morale boost, they're fucking spies, they're the coolest people in the country. You know how easily you can get laid by saying "I'm a super-secret spy"? Oh, I guess they can't say that huh...well, they can say they're firefighters, has the same effect.

Bush was traveling to the heavily secured site of the super-secret spy agency in suburban Maryland Wednesday to give a speech behind closed doors and meet with employees in advance of Senate hearings on the much-criticized domestic surveillance.

Hey everybody, our super-secret spy agency is in Maryland! We are a nation of retards. The rest of world shouldn't hate us, they should just make us sit in the corner until we grow up.