Merry Christmas

Due to the fact I celebrate Christmas, (not in the the Jesus way, more in the Have-a-present-where-is-mine way) I have little time to make fun of the world today, or tomorrow for that matter. So, enjoy the holiday if you're into this sort of thing. If not, have a nice Tuesday. Damnit! Earth will return on Wednesday, barring any unforseen chimney incidents or too much Egg Nog...or not enough.

Be good to one another.