Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Iran Draws Up Plans to Bomb Israel

This is the first attack plan ever constructed with Elmers Glue, glitter, construction paper and crayons.

The deputy commander of Iran's air force said Wednesday that plans have been drawn up to bomb Israel if the Jewish state attacks Iran, according to the semi-official Fars news agency.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a HUGE Israel supporter. I don't agree with a lot of the things they do, although I'll admit their reaction to Munich was AWESOME, but something tells me that Israel doesn't give a shit.

The announcement comes amid rising tensions in the region with the United States calling for a new round of U.N. sanctions against Iran over its disputed nuclear program and Israeli planes having recently overflown, and perhaps even attacked, Iranian ally Syria's territory.

Don't forget France. Wow, never thought I'd say that. But France is talking shit too.

"We have drawn up a plan to strike back at Israel with our bombers if this regime (Israel) makes a silly mistake," deputy air force chief, Gen. Mohammad Alavi was quoted as telling Fars in an interview.

Here's a bit of news for you Iran. If Israel does decide to attack you, that's pretty much going to devastate and destroy your capabilities of striking back. I'm sure they wouldn't be aiming at local bakeries and the like. Pretty sure they would be targeting your military capabilities. Remember, Iran and Iraq fought to a stand still over the course of 8 years. Iraq fell to the US in about 13 hours. Israel decimated Egypt, Syria and Jordan forces in 6 days. Do your homework Iran.


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