Locals fall sick after meteorite lands in Peru

This is how it starts. Small little article in a few newspapers, a few people not feeling well. Next thing you know 97.3% of the earth's population is either dead or turned into red-eyed zombie-like cannibals that only die if you separate the head from the body.

More than 100 people in a remote province of Peru have been struck by a mystery illness after a meteorite crashed there at the weekend.

Ever seen The Blob?

Authorities say villagers living near the Bolivia border fell ill after going to the see the 20-metre wide crater.

UFOs man. They're done probing our southern population, they've moved on to chemical warfare.

Their complaints include headaches, vomiting and nausea.

And an insatiable hunger for human flesh.