Monday, September 03, 2007

God and Math Convince Ahmadinejad Iran is Safe


What if the math is wrong though?

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says his calculations as an engineer and his belief in God convince him that Iran will not be attacked by Western powers trying to end its nuclear programme.

That "If God is for us then who could be against us" attitude only works if you're facing off against demons spawned from the gates of Hell. And trust me, us westerners are not demons, we're too lazy to be demons.

Iran is under pressure to halt work that the West believes is part of a covert bid to build nuclear warheads. Tehran's denials and refusal to stop have prompted increasingly tough rhetoric from Western leaders, including refusals by Washington to rule out military action.

This is one of the first times I've heard God and Math mentioned in the same sentence without them being at odds with each other. You know what they say to someone who claims to be chosen by God AND a mathematical genius? Take your meds.

1 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

. . . . . . and when you're facing a guy who flunked math, and can't even spell God, then you're in deep shit.

September 06, 2007 3:17 AM  

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